For the love of God, more movie stars need to go broke so we’ll be inundated with movies like Season of the Witch.
Nicholas Cage, for the layman, has huge financial problems. That’s what happens when you buy castles, dinosaur skulls, relationships, and connections for your offspring’s terrible bands – you go broke. Subsequently, he’s been forced to do movies like Season of the Witch – a film that has been universally panned by critics and rests at a dismal 1% at Rotten Tomatoes. You know how bad 1% is at Rotten Tomatoes? Just barely over one person had to enjoy it. Critics are an easy-to-please bunch. They watch enough Gwyneth Paltrow movies to the point where they eventually start going insane and start loving movies like Derailed.
Anyway, if you have an open two hours (more than that, because you need to get absolutely ripped before you arrive at the theater), indulge yourself in Season Of The Witch. The movie so terrible that it has to be plugged on Xbox live consistently until the day of its release. The movie that decided to put Nicholas Cage, a man trying his best to hide his male-pattern baldness, in a long period wig.
God, Hollywood. You’re amazing.
Comments
Jay
January 22nd, 2011 - 12:24:53 AM
Yeah I agree...I just came back from the theater after watching this piece of shit movie. I have to give it up to the editors that created the trailers for this movie. The trailers piqued my interest but ...after watching the film I'm incredibly disappointed and would like to personally ask Cage for my ten bucks back. (spoiler alter) I clapped when the demon stabbed Cage in the back repeatedly...not only was the movie shit...Cage's acting is worse than ever. Oh and tell me when there were Brooklyn accents in the 13th Century Stephen Graham is great in Boardwalk Empire but awful in this film...I don't even think he left character and to be honest Boardwalk Empire is such a great show that I don't blame him! Season Of The Witch fucking sucked ballz! I don't recall one redeeming factor in the whole movie.
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