Mel Gibson Will Hit You To Make Himself Horny

By Mark Lorenz on January 8th, 2011

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Things just got stranger in Mel Gibson’s strange strange downward spiral.

But there’s ample proof here for anybody that you shouldn’t marry any kind of golddigger with aspirations to have a musical career. Because chances are at one time they were a stripper. And strippers can be crazy and that crazy can rub off on you. Hard. You can rub off on the crazy, but that crazy will trail you home like a disgruntled ex. Like Oksana, Mel’s. Who is now making the crazy claims that he could only get aroused by hitting her.

Which means a number of things. Firstly, that she dated him knowing full well that every time he lit candles and started to put on some mood music that she was getting a slap in the face. That takes a certain kind of commitment, and a crazy beyond the capacity to hit someone. Secondly, that she’s really really terrible at inventing stories to try to disparage her ex. Put some subtlety on it. William Wallace isn’t getting aroused by hitting someone. That’s an incredibly hard skill to maintain, and if you drink as much as Mel Gibson does, getting hard is enough of a task without beating a Russian lady.

He’s not James Bond, you know.