Raven Symone Done Got Hot. And Lost Weight.

When you start off on the Disney Channel you either tumble down the cocaine rabbit hole, with hyperactive rabbits psychotic off of methamphetamines, or you go on the up and up. Raven Symone is apparently on the up and up.

The star as you may recall was on the Cosby Show when she was a teensy baby, paving the way for her own Disney Channel series That’s So Raven. A show which explored a myriad of things that were ‘So Raven’. One thing that apparently wasn’t ‘So Raven’ was eating salads and jogging. So she was the largest star on Disney by far, both figuratively and literally – but with millions of dollars in the bank, there was no way that’d happen for long. Being rich and fat in Hollywood is like being a unicorn – they shouldn’t exist. All the resources are there to prevent unicorns from existing – and all the media pointing at unicorns is convincing you that they’re evil.

Raven was tired of being a unicorn, so she shed the extras weight, and now is angry about it.

“Actually, now I wear bigger clothes because I don’t like the way people stare at me. I liked it before. Now, you’re just looking at me for the wrong reasons. Before, you were actually looking at me for a real reason.”

Now they’re saying, ‘Hey, isn’t that Raven Symone? What’s she doing now?’

Decorating, apparently. And being hot.

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2 Responses to Raven Symone Done Got Hot. And Lost Weight.

  1. sharon petteway says:

    Looking Good Raven, Keep it up

  2. Meluvsampepper says:

    Didn’t she try to make a few albums? She doesn’t look any different o me in that picture…but I remember always iwatchig her show when I was little so go raven!