Sean Penn’s usual morning routine consists of waking up in Haiti, and brooding. Followed by brooding near the ocean, brooding in cities, and brooding near other brooding people.
It’s the Sean Penn workout plan. You go to Haiti, help move rubble and donate to charity work there, then lose half of your money in a divorce that possibly could’ve been avoided if you weren’t such a maniacal brooding man. Sean Penn revealed, in an intimate interview with the Hollywood Reporter that his divorce, predictably had took him for half of everything that he has. Which includes half of his pompador, his chiseled expressions, and his rumbling, guttural voice. Half of everything he has. Half of his dishware, his glasses.
Oh, just half of his finances. Sean Penn ain’t got time to care about things like property. He’s too busy saving countries and winning Academy Awards. What are you doing with your life? You don’t smoke as hard, party as hard, schmooze as hard, and divorce as hard. You don’t give intimate interviews to the Hollywood Reporter. You eat a dozen crispy cream donuts and complain when Fox News shorts out.
Robin Wright Penn, Sean’s ex, has most notably been Jenny in Forrest Gump. And now she has a bundle of cash.
Good for her.
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