Montel Williams Cited For Possessing Pipe

By Mark Lorenz on January 5th, 2011

To be fair, if you were Montel Williams, you’d be getting stoned constantly.

Think about you. For a minute. You’re primarily known for hosting a show that never got as popular as Jerry Springer or at the lowest points, Sally Jesse Raphael. You have a bald head that everyone wants to run up to and rub, and you have MS. You’d be hitting marijuana harder than an angry kid punches his closet walls.

Which is why it’s sad that people are still getting arrested for marijuana offenses – Williams is an advocate for medical marijuana, and the TSA took a brief break to detach their hands from a traveling woman’s breasts to cite him for possessing a pipe of Marijuana in Milwaukee. Like that’s the worst thing that could happen to Milwaukee. If every talk show host bought a summer home in Milwaukee and moved there solely with the intent to do drugs until they fall over – it’d still mean Milwaukee is one of the boringest states in the union.

Williams paid a citation and was sent on his merry way. He probably paid the 400-something, laughed to himself quietly, and smoked on the limo ride back to his hotel. Or wherever he was going.

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