Jay-Z and Kanye West have been working on an album. An album that’s been kept a secret – until Kanye West got ahold of a bunch of Ciroc.
See, sober Kanye is able to keep things like secrets. Drunk Kanye snatches awards from innocuous white girls like so many wigs off the heads of your girlfriends and wives. Sober Kanye will do things like date one women consistently for an extended period of time. Drunk Kanye will have sex with mythical birds and seek out cherub rugs for his lavish homes. Sober Kanye doesn’t announce album release dates, but drunk Kanye does. Which is what he did during his New Year’s party whilst performing with Jay-Z.
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy isn’t doing as well in sales as Kanye’s previous efforts – perhaps an indication that the public is tired of his image as the most bloated baby, crying in music. There’s no-one more overexposed and willing to overexpose themselves than Kanye – so maybe a second album will help him balance his image out in the mainstream.
Or maybe it’ll just make him overplayed.
In summation, a new song or album — ‘Watch The Throne’ featuring Kanyeezy and Jay-Z will be released either this week, or the more official date of March 1st. Depending on if you believe drunk Kanye or sober music announcements.
