Lindsay Lohan is crazy. Beyond the point of bat-guano insane, into a whole other realm that’s hard to quantify – maybe alien-sh*t crazy. Even then, it’s be pejorative to aliens whose personalities we’re not quite aware of.
In case you were already semi-bored of hearing Lindsay Lohan stories, this one will nod you off in Morpheusland – she’s not staying in rehab. Predictably. Lindsay Lohan staying in rehab is like Bangladesh NOT being hit by natural disasters – it’ll only happen once in a blue moon. Before the rapture. Before the sun burns out and the lizard people take to the streets. But in addition to being absolutely crazy, she’s also apparently a very, very diligent stalker.
Because she’s literally moved next door to her ex girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. You might remember the couple from Lindsay’s druggiest, most desperate, deranged days – and now if you’ve got the pleasure of living in Venice California, I suggest you run away and never come back. It’s over. Venice is a great place to live, but now it’s being taken over by hooligans and castoffs from oughties film franchises. It’s not worth it. Abandon your hippie hideout for greener pastures.
Lindsay Lohan is coming to wreck you.
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StationaryDave
January 5th, 2011 - 12:52:41 PM
Mark, you sound like the crazy one to me.
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