Wow, Black Swan really did a number on its stars. Mila Kunis has broken up with her longtime boyfriend Macauley Culkin.
Wait a minute, Macauley Culkin is alive? What on earth has he been doing? Apparently, Mila Kunis. The man hit the jackpot. Now she’s ready to move onto more fertile grounds, or other lesbian ballerinas. Macauleykunis called it quits a couple months back, but kept it quiet while Mila was doing the rounds promoting Black Swan. Which was smart. If all people knew about the actors was that there was a lesbian sex scene and one dated Macauley Culkin – more people might’ve gone to see Black Swan.
Macauley has been noticeably absent from the acting world, as he’s cultivated – he doesn’t really need to cultivate anything, does he? He probably has Dakota Fanning money, from the time when the world loved him. And he could do no wrong. And he constantly hit Joe Pesci in the head with things.
The point being, if you think Mila Kunis is one of the hottest women alive, because she clearly is, today is like Kwanzaa for you. Get to it. Go get yourself the best cast member of That 70’s Show.
The world is yours.