Brett Favre Fined 50,000 For Sexting…Kinda

By Mark Lorenz on December 30th, 2010

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Good news for all aspiring NFL quarterbacks – you can send pictures of your penis to girls on the sidelines. You can send a veritable mélange of pictures of your penis – provided that you cooperate with NFL authorities.

Brett Favre has been in the news for the last two years as the oldest man alive who still wants to play professional football. He’s 41 years old. 41. Most people his age are not playing professional sports, they’re buying sportscars and trying to bang 20 year olds to hold onto their youth. Favre has one part of that equation mastered. The beleaguered quarterback fell under scrutiny this year when supposed voicemails that he left for Jenn Sterger in 2008 when both were working for the Jets leaked to the press. And included him inviting her back up to his hotel room after practice.

To be fair, he could’ve been just trying to feed her delicious pie. Favre was fined 50,000 dollars for not cooperating with the investigation as to whether or not he sexted Jenn, but surprisingly, the league could not conclude that he violated their personal conduct policy based off of the current evidence they have.

It’s a terrible thing. Favre won’t be punished for his misdeeds. Which’ll surely get crazier as he gets hit in the head more. There’s only so much a man’s body can take.