Do you know somebody who’s hard to shop for, and possibly an angel investor for Silicon Valley firms? What you need to buy is a car. A car that runs on air.
We’ve gotten to the point where everything that’s invented sounds like it was invented by a crazy pitchman from the 1930’s. ‘My name is Sickle-Cell Wifflebat, and what you need is a car that runs on corn! Barring that, we can get you a camera inside of a refrigerator! Now come and watch me smoke around your impressionable child, because there’s no way it can harm him!’ But they’ve now invented a car that runs on air. Before you spit out your coffee in incredulity, let me assure you that it’s a few years away from making the production rounds, but still. A car. That runs on air. This is something that environmentalists have been praying for and will continue praying for until there is no more air – and we’ve used it all up for our new fancy air-powered cars.
It’s called the AirPod, and after the subsequent lawsuit from Steve Jobs, the UK created car will be free to zip around markets using compressed air. The concept will hopefully cost around 10,000 and it can reach up to 50 MPH.
It will also kill you if you’re inside of it during an accident, but that’s a risk you have to be willing to take.
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