Sofia Vergara could sell me anything. She could show up on my porch with a gyroscope and a hammer and pretend it was a milkshake, and I’d try to drink what she was a peddlin’. Thankfully, though, she’s not just a pretty face.
She rose to fame as a runway model – a choice that originally conflicted with her strict religious upbringing, but thank the lord that she did, because otherwise we wouldn’t be blessed with the jaw-dropping sequences Modern Family keeps dreaming up for her – basically anything involving her running, jumping, or stirring things. But she has a heart, and in a recent appearance on David Letterman, she called for 6 billion dollars to go to Columbia’s Winter Relief programs.
For those of you caught up in internecine American politics, Columbia is being battered by rain in a way that makes Southern California’s look like a light sprinkler system. Over 2 million people have been affected, 279 have been killed, and three hundred homes have been lost.
So do whatever you can to give aid – because the one thing the writers of Modern Family can’t do is show Sofia Vergara’s boobs jiggling while she’s contributing to the greater good.
You can make that happen. Go to her website, sofiavergara.com, and make a donation.
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