And just when you think the world can’t get crueler or colder, a solitary mouse will crawl patiently out of the shadows to serenade you with a song of hope. Or it will steal your Christmas cheese.
The mice have decided not to be outdone by their distant cousins, the chipmunks. A lab in Japan has taken it upon itself to start producing mice who are capable of singing like birds. Which means one thing – labs in Japan have been watching Babe for entirely too long. We all love that rendition of ‘Blue Moon’, but it doesn’t mean we need to make it a reality, people.
Researchers at the University of Osaka found one solitary mouse ‘singing like a bird’, realized that the trait could be passed on to future mouse babies and did what anyone else would do in that situation –breeding a ton of singing mice. A veritable army of singing mice. Which would probably be more effective than any money in military scenarios.
Now the lab has over 100 singing mice. A situation that Disney would be foolish not to take advantage of.
Think of the possibilities for telegrams. Think of the possibilities for every family movie with talking animals, ever.
Just think of our future. With legions of people all going…DAWWWWWWWW LOOK AT R & B MOUSE.
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