There’s a movie accumulating critical acclaim, box-office dollars and virtually unanimous praise. That movie is Black Swan.
It’s been described as the female American Psycho – or as that movie where Luke Skywalkers’ mom makes out with Meg Griffin, but it’s far more than that. It’s a thrillride that’ll leave with nightmares, questions, and boners. A fistful of boners. A bagful of erections. Why don’t you think they’ve been interviewing people leaving the theaters so they can talk about their experience firsthand – it’d be nearly impossible to hide their half-frightened, half-engorged erections.
If you haven’t seen, I’d recommend doing everything short of synthesizing space-travel to ensure that you get to a close-by theater. It’s that good. But if you want to skip everything and go straight to the drug-fuelled dark lesbian sex, that’s what the internet is for. That’s what Manolith is for. We consider it our duty and responsibility to inform everyone of the merits of Oscar contenders before we show you scenes with T&A.
So here’s Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis getting nasty with each other. Enjoy this. This is the last stage of Natalie Portman’s career before she goes full-ambassador/yuppie, and this is the craziest Kunis has been since American Psycho 2.
I was the only one who saw that? Whatever.
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