And when men dream, they dare to dream big.
It’s Christmas for basketball players. Or football players. Even cricket players, because I doubt the Kardashians know their sports. As in, if you walked up to Kim Kardashian and told her that you were a star cricket player — would she really turn you down? Would she think that she’s above a professional cricket player? Because she’s not. It’s difficult to play and get people excited about cricket.
Wanted : men who are professional athletes who can increase the profile of a socialite whose only function seems to be making appearances at events. She doesn’t even bother doing at the events, she just has to drink and not burn down the venue. Which I think she will one day do, like a model at P. Diddy’s party.
But if you’re out there, and interested in an Armenian princess — Kim Kardashian has vowed that she will stay single throughout her 30th year. Meaning she’s either going to have sex with new randoms or old flames — and it’s up to you to become a new random. She’s out there. Making appearances, releasing perfumes, taking herself way too seriously, and being insecure enough to cut up her face.
You can do it. I have faith in you. If you have a sexual experience with Kim Kardashian, feel free to write in to Manolith and describe it in detail.
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