Are you ready? Officially? For more smushing than you can possibly handle, more drunken debauchery and more outbreaks of herpes than any one area has a right to have before they have to report themselves to the CDC?!
Then welcome to Jersey Shore, Season 3. The show has been a breakout hit for MTV, detailing the lives of twenty-somethings who in any other situation would be known as gigantic fuck-ups, but due to their brain’s ability to omit the glaring fact that they are giant fuck-ups – they are entertaining. Massively entertaining. And they’ll help you ring in the new year – with the season premiering January of 2011. But MTV has started the process of airing promos for the new season – featuring new hookups, old haircuts, and the same psychosis that has spawned a national craze.
There’s also Snooki falling over, piss drunk on a beach. Beaches are a pretty easy surface to stand on. You can just dig your legs into the sand, which begs the question – how drunk do you have to be exactly to be crawling on a beach unawares?
Drunk enough to be on Jersey Shore. Coming in January. MTV. Blah blah blah, watch the video – you have a morbid sense of curiosity.