Yogi Bear is shaping up to be one of the most godawful releases of all time – possibly trumping The Love Guru and Crash. You need a lot of bad kinetic energy to vault over the awful mountain that is Crash.
But Yogi Bear has made every inroad possible to try to let that happen, hiring an all-star cast of Justin Timberlake, Dan Akroyd, Tom Cavanaugh, Justin Timberlake, Anna Faris, and TJ Miller. Reading that highlight reel, I’d feel jealous of Justin Timberlake and Dan Akroyd, as they didn’t actually have to go to set and hang out with Anna Faris, TJ Miller, and Tom Cavanaugh. They didn’t have to be on set with that annoying blonde from Scary Movie, that camera dude from Cloverfield, and Ed.
Neil Hamburger and Tim Heidecker are distributing anti-Yogi Bear pamphlets across the internet. Buzz is essentially bad. I’m sure Pete Hammond will shit a person once he sees the finished product – as that what’s he does, but until then, we’ll have a fanmade video adapting The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford to Yogi Bear’s dynamic.
And it’s hilarious. It takes all the pent-up frustration people feel about remakes, models it in a remade scene, and will probably be the only watchable part of a movie. AND IT’S NOT REAL.
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Ranger Jones
December 15th, 2010 - 6:59:20 PM
I'm t.j. Thank you for all your kind words! It's great that you understand the film business and to make movies that are critically acclaimed, WB has to make these also. But it's a great version of Yogi Bear, although you'll never know. If you're ever in Los Angles I would love to buy you dinner at the most expensive restaurant of your choice. I won't go with you, but you can eat there alone and I'll send my bodyguard to pay for it and maybe crush your glasses if you wear any. If not, I'll buy some for you. I was in Yogi Bear.
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