There’s a funny dynamic with naked pictures – as in once there are naked pictures of you being circulated around the world, it’s reallllly hard to get them back. You’d have to physically fight the internet.
A proposition which JWoww, popular reality show starlet and human flotation device is now facing. Jersey Shore has been one of reality TV’s biggest success stories – going from the story of a group of people who think that they’re rockstars, to actual rockstars, to walking collections of viruses and clichés who somehow have millions of dollars in the bank. Along the way, relationships have been fractured, spin-offs have been established, and DJ careers launched.
And naked pictures. For anyone who follows the show, JWoww – dilettante in the art of jujitsu, manufacturer of her own clothes, and appreciator of Gorillas – is a spitfire. Who loved her man Tom, and just wanted to be with him. But apparently didn’t pay him for services he rendered as her manager – and now he’s threatening to release naked pictures of her across the internet.
But hey, that’s just another chapter in the life of guidos. You can’t script it. You can’t contain it. You can only sit back and appreciate it – like a fine sunset in the aftermath of a volcano.
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