Facebook Unveils New Format

By Mark Lorenz on December 7th, 2010

If you’ve noticed, Facebook is going through some changes. Small changes. That is basically guaranteed to make their founders more coinage to scratch together and throw at the peons.

Facebook is almost like Washington – it changes consistently for no good reason at the expense and furor of their user base. But what are they going to do, up and quit Facebook? The free service that they’ve been indulging in for years? No. There’ll never be a mass exodus from Facebook, as too many people are hopelessly and utterly addicted to it. But there will be format changes.

In addition to trying to streamline communication to make it more instantaneous, Facebook is going to summarize you in succinct sentences. Your education, current employment, languages that you speak, hometown, birthday, and other basic information will be summarized at the top of the profile – which clears the way for the oversized ads at the right to beat into your head that you really need to get a degree in criminal justice now – so you can get paid a ridiculous amount of money for your age group. Or how you should download Rifftrax.

Basically, Facebook is reformatting so you can see their ads. Like a hot girl wearing a push-up bra – they’re prioritizing.

Comments

  1. James

    December 10th, 2010 - 3:56:37 PM

    The New face book format sucks so bad! I wish there was an alternate sight! Like healthcare, we will accept it and like it! IT SUCKS

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