I was just saying to myself, “I hate my eyes and central nervous system and want to see something that’ll disrupt them so much that I might be reduced to a blubbery mess of muscle tissue and tears.”
Fortunately for me, Germanic hackers have given me just the opportunity – they’ve hacked Ke$ha and Lady Gaga’s harddrive and have procured songs that are halfway finished and naked pictures. I don’t know what’d be worse – seeing Lady Gaga naked or hearing Ke$ha sing. Overall, I think they’re in a dead heat with Clint Howard for things that I’d never want to see with their shirts completely off. Or hear sing. I think I’d rather hear Clint Howard sing, because he’s not as self serious, and actually represents how pop stars used to look.
But if you want to see what Lady Gaga looks like naked, couldn’t you just look at any pictures of her from concert that have ever been taken? It’s not like she’s known for performing with shirts or pants on. That’s really kind of their MO.
Authorities are looking into whether or not the hackers contacted Kelly Clarkson’s management to try to blackmail them to keep from releasing unfinished songs online.
