Chelsea Handler Is Angry

By Mark Lorenz on December 6th, 2010

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If there’s one thing that Chelsea Handler is not, it’s understated. Which is why she oftentimes rants about some things. be why she went on a rant about Angelina Jolie.

Chelsea Handler has made millions in the past year building up a media empire where she’s the patron saint of partying women, regardless of their age. Or her age, which she claims is 35. 35 years old. If Chelsea Handler is 35 years old, then I’m an NBA player who only puts up triple-doubles nightly and whose parents named him Chocolate Thunder Robinson.

But Handler is known for being blunt. Incredibly. And for being friends with Jennifer Aniston, which may have spurred on her most recent attack on Angelina Jolie, where she called her a ‘fucking bitch and a fucking cunt’.

It must be nice being Chelsea Handler. You get to be the female equivalent of Hunter S. Thompson without the political commentary – just telling stories about times that you’ve gotten drunk and trying to bitch at things until they change or you get a contingent of your fanbase to agree with you. Also, you get the career and publicity boosts you want from sleeping with television executives and rappers.

All in all, it’s a pretty good life. Video of Handler’s outburst is above.