Was Bristol Palin Forced On TV?

By Mark Lorenz on December 1st, 2010

There are far worse things I can think of in the world other than being forced to go on television. Like having to live your life with Sarah Palin as your mother.

Unless you were living under a rock, chances are that you’ve heard of the Palin family. They’re like the Addams Family, but with larger foreheads, and less of a chance of governing. Who would you trust more with precious resources, someone who has a show on TLC, or a large mound of undulating hair that only communicates via sound effects? Strangely enough, oftentimes the latter can describe most politicians/southern women. But yeah, the Palins. They have a bro-husband named Todd, crazy daughters who get pregnant and curse out people, and now there’s gossip floating around that Sarah Palin forced Bristol Palin to dance on Dancing With The Stars. As retribution for shaming their family with her unexpected and national-spotlight drawing pregnancy.

Personally, I think that national pregnancy and baby daddies who act halfway-deranged are punishment enough. And we shouldn’t believe spurious rumors spread by…wait Margaret Cho?

Doesn’t she have stand-up to do, and agendas to get to? Or burlesque tours?

I mean, the Palins aren’t sane, but the sanest voice of them all is definitely not Margaret Cho.