Kim Kardashian Embarasses Easily

By Mark Lorenz on December 1st, 2010

Kim Kardashian does everything she possibly can for attention and press. That’s just the way she’s built, you see. That’s the way everyone like her is built, thriving entirely off of publicity, possessing no real skills, and the mentality of a high schooler.

Have you ever hung out with an annoying hot girl? Who has complaints about her life, but they’re only complaints that she can muster to make herself look wayyyy more interesting than she actually is. It’s one of the most annoying things in the world. Such as, “I can’t  believe I’m getting all of these free drinks.” “People say I’m doing the best job in the world, but I think I’m just doing okay.” “Why do I get free stuff from all these people?” “Yeah, he calls me constantly, but what am I supposed to do, just tell him not to call me?” Things like that. Those are hot girl complaints. They only make sense in their view of the world – not to anyone on the outside. Kim Kardashian has hot girl complaints.

Her latest ploy? Illustrating how desperate and starved one can be for attention? Complaining about how she hated her boobs being big when they first came in.

That’s right. That’s all Kim Kardashian has to complain about. How bad does your life look in comparison? Pretty bad. But you’ll never be as dumb as Kim Kardashian, so you have that.

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