When was the last time Jennifer Lopez was relevant? You might’ve been asking that question four-five months ago, but now with a stint on American Idol that’ll be raking her in millions for doing basically nothing – you’ll be stuck with her. For forever.
We call that karma. But if there’s one thing that Jennifer Lopez used to be, it’s relevant and extremely, extremely attractive. Terrible attitudes can’t dull the impact of hips like WHAM. And according to an old flame and new tapes coming out, she actually used to be a good time. What’s a good time? Doing things like vacationing on islands and letting all of her business hang out. According to a tell-all book, ‘like a deviant’.
It’s really only deviant behavior if the person exhibiting it is unattractive and forcing themselves on other people. If you saw a hot Jennifer Lopez walking down the street, completely naked, would you think to yourself about criminal acts or deviant behavior?
No. You’d start skipping. Because that’s what any normal person would do in that situation. Thank their good fortune and continue about their day.
Deviant behavior is pooping in public and throwing it at people. Jennifer Lopez doesn’t need to do that – she already has her music.
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johnny
December 4th, 2010 - 12:52:53 PM
Her ASS is super FAT, she has a BIG FAT ASS.
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