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  1. Facebook Is The Most Visited Site On The Web

    Facebook Is The Most Visited Site On The Web

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    If you’ve been checking your profile, updating your status with hilarious witticisms and uploading pictures, you just made Mark Zuckerberg another billion dollars. Facebook is the most visited site on the interwebs.
  2. Wrap It Up This New Years With An Endangered Species Condom

    Wrap It Up This New Years With An Endangered Species Condom

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    We’ve all had sex that was stunted and awkward because we couldn’t stop thinking of endangered animals. Wait, no-one else? Never mind. That totally didn’t happen to me.
  3. Snooki Getting Dropped For New Years

    Snooki Getting Dropped For New Years

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    And unfortunately, it's not by some dude in a bar.
  4. Chinese Scientists Invent Shake Weight For Breasts

    Chinese Scientists Invent Shake Weight For Breasts

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Everybody, stop what you’re doing. Seriously. I can’t even describe this – the joy it gives me is beyond the capacity for words.
  5. Kanye’s ‘Monster’ Video Premieres

    Kanye’s ‘Monster’ Video Premieres

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Something that we don’t get enough of in life? Dead models hanging from the ceiling. Stylistically. Cause, you know, being around a bunch of dead models means that you’re awesome -- or you've poisoned a Starbucks in Soho.
  6. Living With Hugh Hefner Isn’t As Awesome As You’d Think

    Living With Hugh Hefner Isn’t As Awesome As You’d Think

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    If you’ve ever thought that life as a kept woman in the Playboy Mansion was all a bed of roses and elderly pornographic excursions, think again. Life is always far, far crueler.
  7. OMG! Usher Vs Homer Simpson in Plagiarism Suit? (Listen!)

    OMG! Usher Vs Homer Simpson in Plagiarism Suit? (Listen!)

    Posted by Heather B – 5 Comments

    DJ's at a Mississippi radio station noticed some curious similarities between lines in Usher's summer smash 'OMG' and a Christmas carol sung by Homer Simpson which aired in a 'Simpson's' episode back in 2003. D'oh!
  8. Brett Favre Fined 50,000 For Sexting…Kinda

    Brett Favre Fined 50,000 For Sexting…Kinda

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 2 Comments

    Good news for all aspiring NFL quarterbacks – you can send pictures of your penis to girls on the sidelines. You can send a veritable mélange of pictures of your penis – provided that you cooperate with NFL authorities.
  9. Chris Brown Gets In A Twitter Fight — With B2K?

    Chris Brown Gets In A Twitter Fight — With B2K?

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – 1 Comment

    Chris Brown is a testament to how dumb our pop stars are. The man thought he could not only get away with beating women, but beating A GIANT MUSIC CELEBRITY. Beyond having that capacity for violence, being that stupid is amazing.
  10. Toy Story 3 Is The Highest Grossing Movie Of The Year

    Toy Story 3 Is The Highest Grossing Movie Of The Year

    Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

    Oftentimes, undeserving movies gross tons and tons of money. Oftentimes, they involve blue aliens and convoluted storylines ripped straight from Ferngully. Not this year. This year is a year where the winner is deserved.

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