Recent Blogs

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   Prop 19 May Not Pass

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Man, you need to get out and go to the polls. Because, man. This is an important issue. If you don’t get out and vote, I’m going to take a bong rip and lecture you.
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   Kim Kardashian Plans On Releasing An Album?

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   It’s official. There’s no real differentiation between a starlet and a pop star. They both have access to the same resources. Resources that can turn one into the other. Kim Kardashian is planning on releasing an album.
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   Leonardo DiCaprio To Murder Everybody

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   If there’s one thing we love in Chicago, it’s stories about serial killers. And beer. Tons and tons of beer – also, awful sports teams. And in the most fortunate situations, the two intermingle. Giving us books like The Devil In The White City [...]
4. 

   Voting Locations Available…Through Google Maps

   Posted by James Sheldon – Leave A Comment

   It's time to vote! Don't forget your "I voted" sticker!!!
5. 

   Rally For Sanity Has Insane Attendance

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   We only have heard about Tea Party rallies with record attendances, legions of scooter-bound white people who have their guts hanging over the side of their vehicles. We have heard of Glenn Beck rallies, where doughy middle-aged men go onstage to si [...]
6. 

   Saw Crushes The Box Office

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Jesus Christ, America, you really like watching people torture other people and then air that torture in a movie. Like, really enjoy it.
7. 

   Zach Galifianakis Lights Up On Maher

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   And everybody has a new weed hero.
8. 

   You Want To Live In A Bird’s Nest, Son?

   Posted by Mark Lorenz – Leave A Comment

   Hey, you. Yes you. What would your ideal Christmas present be? Would you like a pack of DVD’s? Perhaps a keyboard? Or would you like to spend the rest of your days, living in luxury in a suspended bird’s nest?
9. 

   Randy Moss Waived: Brad Childress is Obsessed With Brad Childress

   Posted by James Sheldon – 2 Comments

   Randy Moss has been waived by the Vikings... This Viking ship has huge hole in it, and it's in the shape of Brad Childress.
10. 

    Comic Con 2011 Ticket Sales Postponed…Find Out Why!

    Posted by AAyles – 2 Comments

    Fans of the annual event will have to wait an extra week to purchase their 2011 passes!

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