XBox Kinect Has Gone Dirty

By Mark Lorenz on November 30th, 2010

If there’s one thing that people have always used technology for, it’s for sex. No matter how advanced or evolved we become – if we ever get to the point where we’re not using technology for sex, it’ll be because our brains have stop evolving from too much masturbating.

And now, there’s motion-sensor videogames. Games like the Wii — where if you put in the proper kinetic force, you’ll be rewarded in virtual worlds for your tennis skills. Or bowling. Or dancing. Or whatever you want to do. But there’s one thing strangely lacking in Nintendo Wii games – hardcore, rampaging sex. There’s none of that. Maybe if you get incredibly intoxicated and play Mario Kart, you can use your imagination to make Princess Peach take her clothes off. But that’s a huge hypothetical, assuming you have internal issues that should be resolved through humanistic talk therapy.

Less hypothetical? You can dance around naked in your living room. To your Xbox Kinect. And simulate having sex with virtual people. According to a fake ad for a game called MotionSwinger, which promotes itself as the first sex game for the Xbox connect.

Though it looks to be fake, based off the screencaps aped from Second Life, can we please make this a reality? Please.

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