If there’s one thing that human beings are good at, it’s at finding new ways to imbibe alcohol. We will crawl over every obstacle in our way to dull ennui with sweet, sweet spirits.
The latest? Getting it out of a can. As whipped cream. I kid you not, there’s been a national launch of a product called CREAM – which is 30 proof alcohol in a can. You can literally drink the whipped cream out of the can to get yourself hammered – probably only for a limited period of time before everybody in your family assumes that you have a huge problem. After all – drinking mouthwash is pretty much indicative of a slow, downward spiral, but whipped cream? You have no regard for your body. You might as well hang a sign on your back that says you hate yourself
But in moderation? Instant party. You can make your grandmother’s pies less boring. You can make your grandmother less boring. You can even probably make your grandmother really drunk without her knowing it – but that’d be wrong.
That’d be a bad thing to do. You can only order the confections in a number of different states – but get on it.
My Thanksgiving was improved immeasurably.
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