Meghan McCain Is Getting Feisty

By Mark Lorenz on November 22nd, 2010

Well, Warhol was right.

Meghan McCain is getting feisty. She’s sitting in her bunker of a home, planning her next movement to guarantee a Republican ascension to power. And you know what that means…

…is that hopefully she’s going to Twitter more pictures of her boobs for attention. Seriously. I don’t know what it is she does for a living, but ostensibly she’s drawing off the same funds that the Bush twins are living off of – not working as a political consultant for some government think-tank. Meghan McCain has revealed while on her book tour for Dirty Sexy Politics – the book she supposedly wrote – that she wants to do everything she can to kick Obama’s ass and put a Republican back in the White House. Everybody who was present on the Dirty Sexy Politics book tour probably took a deep breath, sat down, and said to themselves, ‘You know, Anna Nicole Smith is right. We really need to put our heads together and figure out a new direction to go in. Now, she just needs to sign this picture of her posing on an elephant.’

These are the rabble-rousers leading the political discourse. People who pose sexy on elephants. Enjoy Dancing With The Stars.

I feel like we deserve it.

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