WHAT!? No freakin’ way!? A celebrity couple not making it more than five years? What are the odds of that? Oh. Right. 2:1.
I can’t imagine why they got married in the first place, especially as the star continues to rise for baseball stud Evan Longoria. Clearly, this is the cat that Eva is supposed to be with. Digressing.
To the business of what has/is happening with Eva Longoria-Parker and Tony Parker. The filing has come from Eva, and the reason behind the impending dissolution will come as quite a shock: Irreconcilable differences. I mean, can you believe that?
Rumors have run rampant about this couple, and Tony’s alleged infidelity. For starters, Eva should have never married a French dude. And while there are redeeming French dudes (I know, French guys, you’re all stellar, wine-drinking love makers) this French dude is a professional basketball player.
That means a lot of International travel while playing for France, and travel from state to state for over 40 games per year, in what is the longest freaking professional sports season in the world. The NBA is ridiculous.
To this point, the couple has kept their issues behind closed doors, and that’s appreciated. Longoria has filed for spousal support, because she clearly needs the money…? No. No. This is a jab to a fella who has prowled like a Tomcat. Probably in places like Oklahoma City and Minneapolis on those Western Conference road trips. Man, I can’t stand the Spurs.