Wow, that sounded vaguely techsexual.
I like how Apple is no longer trying to contain their hyperbole, they’re just ramping it up to eleven. They’ve recognized their place in the world – and are about to make an announcement to change it.
Possible announcement speculation that has been floating around – that Apple has finally perfected artificial intelligence, that they’ve developed a streaming music service that’s subscription based for their customers, or most likely – that they’ve finally got the rights to put The Beatles catalogue up for sale. You know. The Beatles. The band that every band since the beginning of time has been emulating. The band that changed the music industry – and now, according to Apple, will change the world.
Which means, once again, The Beatles are trailing behind The Rolling Stones in terms of tech advances and being hip. Jesus, Paul, Ringo, widows et. al. Get it together. If you can be trumped by a half-zombie and a pouty jet-setting rockstar, I have nothing to say to you.
In all likelihood, The Beatles will take over the top album spots on iTunes. Which’ll be the only time in their careers that they’ve had to displace tripe like Ke$ha and Jason Aldean.
Never again. Take over, Beatles. Show us the way.
I think Apple’s company announcements have been outsourced to James Lipton.
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