Carrie Prejean is most known as the girl who brought her traditional hotness and values to a beauty pageant. Which wouldn’t be around if it weren’t for plenty of gay men. And now? She’s pregnant.
That’s right, the ex-Miss California who claimed that the media organized a witch hunt against her is going to have a little baby. Probably passing on her habits of hating on small pockets of culture, but congratulations to her. Congratulations to Miss Prejean. What ever happened to those rumors that there’s footage floating around of her masturbating? Is that still around? Can we get a slice of those?
Prejean is the author of a best-selling book, has her own line of sashes (hopefully), and is married to the quarterback of the Oakland Raiders. I think that marriage will probably end hilariously badly. When you’re a disgraced beauty queen and a quarterback following the most disgraceful quarterback in recent history, personalities are bound to clash.
So there you are, Fox News viewers. Your matronly saint of hate has a baby inside of her. Who wants to start placing bets, that as the son of an athlete and beauty queen, he might be more than a little bit swishy?
This guy does.
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