Kristen Stewart To Go Naked For Breaking Dawn?

By Mark Lorenz on November 10th, 2010

Kristen Stewart is an enigma of an actress. You don’t know whether she’s going for nauseated, mousy, or constantly stoned. In her personal life, or on screen.

She also has the incredibly bad habit of allowing herself to be interviewed – or the bad habit of saying incredibly stupid things. Like being famous is the equivalent of being raped. Or that she doesn’t really enjoy being in the Twilight series. In fact, she says so many off-the-wall platitudes and diatribes, you may be wondering when she’ll just shut up and get naked.

And apparently her agents agree with you – as she’s admitted that she’ll spend the last installment of the Twilight series being constantly naked. They must’ve decided to make these movies palatable for the rest of the human race – because the only way I’m watching Twilight is if Kristen Stewart is constantly naked. And juggling. And jumping up and down, whilst quoting from Anchorman.

Hopefully all of these things and more will be realized when Breaking Dawn comes out. I have no idea how they’re going to manage ridiculous vampire pregnancies, vampire sex, and mutant CGI babies, but that’s why Hollywood is one of the most fascinating places to be working.

Because it’s loaded with crazy people. And naked Kristen Stewart.

Comments

  1. Dian

    November 10th, 2010 - 7:14:23 PM

    You are an ass. Kristen is an honest, talented and very young actress caught up in a ride of fame she didn't expect.

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  2. B.Clark

    November 10th, 2010 - 7:27:57 PM

    Dude, get a clue. and read the books. nothing is RISQUE in the books, itj's all insinuated. And get a girlfriend. you are disgusting.

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  3. jjohnson

    November 10th, 2010 - 7:36:05 PM

    It is obvious that you have no sense of what makes up a good actress! Kristen Stewart is one of the best young actresses out there! Not only is she perfect to play Bella in the Twilight series, she rocked the role of Joan Jett. She was so believable in Cake Easters that you would never know that she didn't actually suffer with some kind of disorder. Her acting in Speak was so believable that you would think she is actually a rape victim. She also doesn't just take a movie role for the money. She stays true to herself on the roles she chooses. That is a very rare quality in Hollywood. I have never heard of you and I don't think you will be around very long to worry about your opinion because you are way off. Even if you are not a Twilight fan Kristen Stewart is an amazing, true actress that takes a stand in roles she chooses. She doesn't do it for the money. We need to see more actors like her!

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  4. Movie Itself Proved This Wrong

    November 10th, 2010 - 7:42:21 PM

    A statement from the reps of the movie proved this rumor false. They said that yes there will be romance, but there is no need for nudity.

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