Demi Lovato is a Disney starlet. Historically, Disney starlets have had more than a fleeting love affair with cocaine. Disney starlet is to cocaine what wings are to a butterfly – and rumor has it that comparison will make the SAT’s next year.
So it might not come as much of a surprise that Demi Lovato – Disney starlet – had a problem with cocaine and alcohol. And yelling about how much better she was than everyone else at parties. Wait, celebrities really do that? I thought that was folklore, you know. Like Richard Gere shoving hamsters, gerbils, and rabbits up his rear – nobody actually yells out how much better they are than everyone else at a party, do they?
They do if they’re Demi Lovato. Reports are leaking out about wild soirees the Disney starlet attended in Texas, which invariably led to the punchline of her doing cocaine and acting slutty. Goddamn. If Disney’s cornered the market on doing cocaine and acting slutty, where does that leave the rest of us?
Disney’s doing a better job of raising sluts than super-conservative families. But when you think about it, Disney is a super-conservative family.
Video of the alleged incidents will be circulating soon. Everybody say together now, like from The Exorcist – poor poor Demi.
Poor poor Demi.
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Comments
Anonymous
November 10th, 2010 - 6:13:52 PM
This is crap you should search before you public something don't you think? I'm gonna pass this link to her rep so he can work things especially with canceling this page
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wow
November 10th, 2010 - 6:17:50 PM
this is honestly the worst article i have ever read in my life. stop trying to compare things and make yourself seem funny. and dont use the word "disney starlet" so many times. piece of garbage
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anonymous
November 10th, 2010 - 6:19:17 PM
Whoever wrote this needs to get the facts straight and GET A LIFE!!!!!
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Demi's Lil' Sweet Heart
November 10th, 2010 - 6:22:14 PM
Seriously, this is SO NOT TRUE!!!! 1) Demi would NEVER be stupid enough to do this 2) Her mom would kill her if she EVER did anything this bad 3) THIS is nothing but a stupid as fucking RUMOR! Stop with this already it's NOT true you DUMBASS!! Give her some privacy you LIEING ASS BITCH!!!!
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Anonymous
November 10th, 2010 - 6:22:25 PM
get them facts right
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Anonymous
November 10th, 2010 - 6:26:56 PM
Lame lame lame article. Seriously
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anonymous
November 10th, 2010 - 6:33:15 PM
this article is plain lies!! Demi would never do something like that! and all of you that begin rumors, on just not Demi, but every other celebrity too need to get a life and shut up!!
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me
November 10th, 2010 - 6:50:12 PM
Yeah because you all know her personally and know how she acts at parties? The only ones here that needs lives are all of you for being so blind. Shes a coc head and shes going to rehab. Say hi to Lindsey!!
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Anonymous
November 10th, 2010 - 6:52:48 PM
i understand you guys may be upset about this article but can you like.. not suck at spelling, please?
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Anonymous
November 10th, 2010 - 6:58:52 PM
Wow, the girl went to rehab for an eating disorder & because she's a cutter. You are very ignorant and sad. Does that seriously make you fell better? Making fun of a kid with problems? Do yourself a favor and get a life.
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anonymous
November 10th, 2010 - 7:06:01 PM
Haters are gonna hate guys. Especially the dumb shit who wrote this article. Even if this was true, it doesn't change the fact that she entered rehab. It has to be something series if she did. I don't judge her. I just wish her well. PS: Marky Mark...if you're gonna call her a "Coke head" at least spell the word "COKE HEAD" correctly you dumb shit.
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GET OVER IT. I CANT THINK OF ONE.
November 10th, 2010 - 7:18:31 PM
Wow. Rumors keep coming. First, she's supposedly pregnant, and now she's supposedly doing cocaine and alcohol. WELL...OBVIOUSLY, there is a HATER ranting on Hollywood stars. Just SHUT UP! This is why she is in rehab! It's too much crap!! UGH!! STUPID! DEFSOIANBOBWXSBOPDBSAO PCBJKS APJBDCISBDBCSA0B0SAB0BXXBJI ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!! JUST SHUT UP!!! SERIOUSLY!! TAKE A BREAK!!! GAAAHHHH!! SHUT UPPP!!! >=O
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Harmonica
November 10th, 2010 - 7:26:29 PM
I think your gender filter failed. All her slut fans are commenting. Probably a fag in there too.
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Demi's my friend!
November 10th, 2010 - 7:31:18 PM
I believe that this is not true, since Demi doesn't look like a crackhead. UGHHH it's irritating to see this type of garbage, but then again, which gossip blog isn't. *sigh* Demi is not a coke addict.
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fly on the wall
November 10th, 2010 - 8:02:10 PM
Oh my, so the truth of the situation is finally coming out. Looks like some people have trouble with the truth. It's sadly funny watching the truth slowly coming out to the public eye.
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Unknown
November 10th, 2010 - 8:15:20 PM
Ok this article is BS, Mark, if this is your way of hating Disney Channel celeb's then you have some serious problem with hollywood.
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Georgia
November 11th, 2010 - 5:17:23 PM
I know it's not true, it's such bullshit. I love Demi, she's responsible and mature, if she wasn't, why would she of personally made the decision to go into rehab by herself in the first place? TMZ is such a bad source, it's so careless towards the people they're reporting on, they happily put up those photos of poor Rihanna after what Chris Brown did to her, they're just disgusting. And as for this "Mark" gimp, you seriously need to sort your life out and get your priorities straight you pathetic fuck. Nobody wants to hear you bag on someone who hasn't done anything wrong. You're feeding of false unreliable information and it's really stupid. I could suddenly decide that I'd seen Taylor Swift on acid but that doesn't make me a "reliable source" it makes me a bull shitter; a lot like whoever started this idiotic rumour in the first place.
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