Have you ever yelled at your TV, because you knew the answer to a Wheel of Fortune puzzle, and the knuckle-dragging contestants always seem to muck it up? This’ll be vindication for you.
You have the ability to solve 52-letter Wheel of Fortune puzzles with only a wink, promise, and a whole lot of gusto. A fact which was proven by Caitlin Burke, the 26-year-old fashion editor who managed to blow EVERYONE’S MINDS WHO HAS EVER WATCHED the wheel spin. Going off of only one letter, she was able to magic up the phrase ‘I’ve Got A Good Feeling About This’, solving the puzzle and leaving Pat Sajak beside himself. Literally reeling, groping around the set and trying to find his bearings. There’s no explanation I can muster. Caitlin is clearly a witch, set loose on the game show world to collect all the money she possibly can before she melts into oblivion. Either that, or she’s just really really good at guessing things.
Sign that lady up for Miss Cleo’s psychic hotline. Or for the DOD. Sign her up for anything that involves guessing, because she should have a doctorate in it.
I bet she knows when the world’s going to end.
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