Nude Jessica Alba Pictures Leak

By Mark Lorenz on November 5th, 2010

It’s what you’ve always wanted, right? A day that will live in infamy, that yields both naked pictures of Kat Dennings and Jessica Alba. Only one of them has a catch.

Jessica Alba’s ass is one of the most storied monuments in humanity. If it were around in the ancient times, poems would be scribed on cave walls regarding it — fleets of ships would be launched to try to recover it for some European royalty, and your history textbooks would be a lot more interesting. You never hear about Nefertiti’s ass, do you? No. Because she’s not Jessica Alba.

So for years, people have been trying to get their hands on nude pictures of Jessica Alba. Candid nudes. Not some fancy spreads for a magazine. Now they’ve leaked — only there’s one catch. She’s pregnant in them. That’s right, knocked up with Cash Warren’s child. The way I see it, if it’s an issue for you, I hope you enjoy the time you’re going to spend at pride parades. She’s still smoking hot.

Egotastic published the pictures earlier today, and now they’ve been snaking their way around the internet, like a hot and sexy nude snake, waiting to bite you when you’re bored. You want to get bitten?

Step this way.