It’s official. There’s no real differentiation between a starlet and a pop star. They both have access to the same resources. Resources that can turn one into the other. Kim Kardashian is planning on releasing an album.
Kim Kardashian is a reality starlet, known primarily for having bad sex on camera, and then taking herself way too seriously on camera. Basically, everything you’d hate about a hot girl wrapped up I know what you’re saying – Kim Kardashian is the last person who should be releasing anything other than perfume lines, clothing, or whatever basic sort of accoutrement that the starlet du jour releases. But she’s possibly got it in her head that people view her as slightly useless. And she’s hanging out with lots of musicians so she can basically do it, right? RIGHT? Gross. But she’ll be in good company. Now she’ll be EXACTLY LIKE Paris Hilton, whose career she seems to be following to a T.
And if you’ve ever wanted to wonder how social circles in Hollywood run, it’ll be produced by The Dream. Who recently and famously cheated on Christina Milian.
So if you’ve got a big ass, and a tendency for mediocre music, go see The Dream. He’ll get you squared away.
It better be an album of moans.
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