Hey, you. Yes you. What would your ideal Christmas present be? Would you like a pack of DVD’s? Perhaps a keyboard? Or would you like to spend the rest of your days, living in luxury in a suspended bird’s nest?
You heard me. Suspended in a bird’s nest is where you want to be. With all the luxuries and amenities that you’d have in a treehouse, only you’re living like a bird – a very luxurious, wealthy bird. That eats golden straw and doesn’t poop on passerbys, because that’s what poor birds do. And you don’t want to socialize with them – because they’re underneath you.
Garden sofas are where you can go to relax, look at flowers, commiserate and make-out – and now they can be suspended from trees. For you to do the same exact things in – only look way fancier. The NESTREST is a hanging pod where you can sit all day and read. Your limp-dicked science books, or whatever you’re perusing that week.
Personally, I’m all about whatever implements you need to make your backyard more hammock-worthy. Even if it’s a futuristic kind of magic birdsnest.
Whatever I write today, I blame on a Halloween hangover, but don’t these look cool? BRING ON THE FUTURE.
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