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arving pumpkins with scary faces is kids stuff. Carving a pumpkin with a scene more explicit than you ever thought possible (for a pumpkin anyway) – that’s what ‘mature’ Halloween revelers do.
Check out the totally not safe for work (or tick-or-treaters under 18) Pornkins ! View our photo gallery.
With scenes that include a threesome, and an assortment of other sexual positions, this pumpkin carving set has the potential to satisfy everyone at your Halloween party. Though it’s probably a good a idea not to tell your wife what you’re planning on doing with the kids pumpkins – better to ask for forgiveness than permission, right?
The Pornkins set, which retails for about $20, includes 2 carving knives, 1 poker tool, 1 instruction sheet, 1 scoop and 10 stencils. The knives and stencils are for carving the pumpkins (humpkins?), but the rest – who knows! We’re sure these pumpkin carving designs will get your creative juices flowing…
Happy Halloween! And, of course, Happy Pornkin Carving!
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