If you live your life by the book – go to college, get a job, and do everything right – you might wind up rich. But chances are, you may work for the rest of your life and not touch the kind of money people are getting through ridiculous means.
Such as the cast members on MTV’s Teen Moms. That’s right, pregnant high school dropouts are making way more money than you ever will. In industries other than entertainment, escorting, and stripping. What for? For having sex instead of plastering posters of teeny-bopping heartthrobs on their walls. For making tiny babies and complaining about how broke they are. When in reality, they’re making from 40-60,000 a year. From being a teenage mother. You know what you got back in the day for being a teenage mother? Maybe two dollars and a cup of coffee. Also, disowned.
Gary and Amber, you might recall, are always complaining about being broke – in between bouts of hitting each other. Whilst making 40 thousand dollars a year. This is why you get a GED. So you can manage thousands of dollars without blowing it all in one sitting.
Jesus Christ. This is the behavior that gets rewarded? Infuriating.
