Do you enjoy reading? Well then, SCREW YOU. This is not the news story you should be reading. It’s a story about the atrophy of society and creative literature. It’s a story about New Jersey.
In case you’ve been living under the luckiest rock in the world, you might not have been inundated with images of the Jersey Shore cast. The cast that looks like the people in the club you’d be the least likely to want to talk to. The people wearing mesh shirts and underwear with the word slut on them unironically. You know. Those people. But if you have had the pleasure of watching the greatest exercise in voyeurism done since we put women in cages in the 1970’s – you are probably hopelessly addicted. Like I am. God damn, I’m trying to quit Jersey Shore like Sheen’s trying to quit cocaine and hookers, but I keep losing terribly. This is a battle that can’t be one.
Fortunately for us, if we’ve ever wanted to glean a little information about the personal lives and habits of the stars of the show – they’ve all got book deals. Including Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino.
Included tidbits?
The best sex you will have is with grenades. Because they’re the most grateful.
And we are forever grateful for your wisdom, Mike. You can order the book ‘Here’s The Situation’ off of Amazon, or buy it from the doorman at your local club.
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