Robert Pattinson Thinks He’ll Be More Appreciated When Dead

By Mark Lorenz on October 26th, 2010

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Isn’t he, though? Wait, he’s NOT his character from Twilight?

Robert Pattinson always looks like the most miserable person on the planet when candid pictures are taken of him. Either that, or unspeakably stoned. Turns out, he’s both.

We here at Manolith report trending celebrity topics. Things that are popular, readable, or may be popular or readable in the eyes of the internet. But this is neither. This is just a diatribe on modern celebrity. Robert Pattinson seems irritated to be starring in Twilight, but no more than his co-star Kristen Stewart. What he wants to be doing? Crooning tunes to a bunch of drunken strangers at a bar. He feels he should pursue his music career – and I feel the same. So do many of people. Please, Robert Pattinson, stop making movies. Start garbling your wounded voice into a microphone so we can know of your celebrity pain and where it came from.

In a recent interview, Pattinson dropped some knowledge in your earholes — that his music career will never be appreciated until he’s dead. Which means either one of two things – Robert Pattinson is vastly overestimating his musical talents, putting himself on the level of legends who are only appreciated after they pass.

Or somebody needs to test this theory, and slay Robert Pattinson. I’m not advocating that you should do it. But for the sake of science.