I keep reading about things that would’ve been exciting ten years ago, had whole swarths of history been erased. This is one of those things. And it involves Star Wars.
George Lucas is planning another movie trilogy. Like, another trilogy related to the Star Wars universe. I don’t know whether we should be excited at the possibility or preparing ourselves for the damage that our childhood is about to receive – there will be blood. There will be screaming. There will be terribly lines recited by ethnic stereotypes in a process that makes you wonder what the hell made Lucas’ creation so successful in the beginning. Was it the script re-writes? Influence from a producer? That magic conglomerate of pressure from studios, personal pride, and a lot of elbow grease? Supposedly Lucas’ll start work on a new Star Wars trilogy after all of the movies screen in theaters in NEWLY REMASTERED 3D.
Because the new Star Wars movies need to be even MORE gimmicky. So – there’ll be a shot that this’ll be good, but chances are you’re going to get more quasi-gay Hutts, pigeon-Englished aliens, and George Lucas’ epic neck waddle. All together.
But these could just be rumors.
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