It cannot be overstated what a physical freak of nature Brock Lesnar is. He’s about 6’3 and close to 270 pounds. 270 pounds. And is still quick enough to knock you out. With giant hands.
Which is what he would’ve been doing this weekend if he wasn’t busy getting absolutely PUMMELED by Cain Velasquez. Thanks a lot, Brock. That’s the last time I ever engage in sports betting – now there are angry Romanians after me, and we may have to rely on the gambling skill of Matt Damon to get them off of us.
You know how tough Brock Lesnar is? He spent part of the last year hospitalized for having an intestinal condition — where HE LITERALLY HAD A HOLE IN HIS COLON. That leaked into his body. And caused him to have mono, but he pummeled all of those conditions to emerge in the ring again. To be pummeled again by Cain Velasquez. Velasquez’s victory makes him the first Latino heavyweight champion of the UFC. Highlights? It was about a round. There was…blood. So much blood. Seriously, people waited in that arena for six hours or more to watch a single match that lasted about three minutes and contained Brock Lesnar doing the most intimidating flailing I’ve ever witnessed.
Cain’s the man now.
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Edgar Villasenor
October 26th, 2010 - 7:38:55 PM
YES WE CAIN!!!!
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Clumsyninja
January 19th, 2011 - 6:13:15 AM
Brock, who got by on being the bigger guy, got completely schooled by Cain, who is a well trained fighter in his prime...and not old/small, or one-dimentional as his prior opponents appeared to be. Now this guy's gonna coach TUF? Teach them what? How to turtle up? Hide from the media? Be a poor sport? Fake a side suplex? Literally anyone would be a better coach.
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John1058
November 2nd, 2011 - 5:24:16 AM
Very nice site!
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