Brett Favre Admits Sending Lewd Messages

By Mark Lorenz on October 25th, 2010

Talk dirty to me, Brett Favre. Talk real dirty, tell me about the consistency with which you practice football.

Brett Favre is a future hall-of-famer. He’s the pinnacle of athleticism, being able to carry on in a league where there are twelve men on a line all trying to kill him. One thing he doesn’t have? Game.

He’s recently admitted to sending voicemail messages to Jenn Sterger – the girl with the cheatingest name in history. Seriously, ladies, if your man’s phone is full of messages from someone named Jenn Sterger – your husband is cheating on you. If he tries hooking up with a girl named Jenn Sterger, chances are that he’s not happy with you. Or he is, and wants to have sex with the zenith of ditsy that is Jenn Sterger.

But Favre has admitted to leaving voicemails inviting her up to his hotel room after practice. I think we’re all leaping to conclusions here, whenever a man invites a girl up to his hotel room, it’s just to view the pay-per-view channels that come for free in the hotel. Nothing more. Nothing less. The NFL is investigating the allegations he was faced with earlier – that he sent pictures of his penis to Jenn. Because that’s what girls are into.

I really hope that the people who investigate for the NFL are built like NFL players. It’d help them get information quicker.