Beyonce is Pregnant!! Again?

By James Sheldon on October 20th, 2010

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It’s like every 6 months that this rumor flies…

But it seems there may actually be some fetal truth behind this one. Yeah, that was bad. Lacking class or tact. What can I say, I’m too lazy to hit the backspace key on this rainy L.A. day.

Seriously, dig through the archives of trends and searches and you’ll find that Beyonce has been pregnant probably 4 to 6 times in the last two years. However, it’s Us Weekly that is reporting the pregnancy, and they launched the news this morning stating that the 29 year old wife of Shawn Carter, aka Jay-Z, is expecting their first child.

According to this “could be true” report, Knowles/Mrs. Z was hoping to get another studio album popped out, before popping a baby out, but she’s none the less overjoyed about life as mom.

So. Us Weekly. It used to kind of serve as a less expensive People Magazine. I mean, way back in the early 90s. Then it caught wind of a little wisdom, slid the moral compass aside and realized sensationalism was the way to go to score the dough–but did they score this scoop? So, here our source sits, somewhere between People Magazine and Star, but not quite National Enquirer.

What do you fine folks think? Is there a combination of superior hip-hop genetics that will soon grace the world we know? Or is this just another hoax?