If you’ve ever enjoyed watching the foibles of America’s favorite heartland politician, now you can. Because she has her own television series. Where she decries politics.
That’s right – the trailer to Sarah Palin’s Alaska – her premiere series on TLC, has made the glorious debut on the internet you all knew it was capable of, landing with a resounding thud. You get to see her striking poses that are worthy of a romance-novel cover – hiking on mountains, chilling with bears, jet-skiing in freezing cold water, throwing beers at her children for them to imbibe in, having wet t-shirt contests, cursing at Ra, the Sun God. All of this can be seen in Sarah Palin’s new show – Alaska – the state that she won’t shut up about.
Seriously, for the last twenty years, I’ve been completely ignorant of anything or anyone in Alaska. In addition to what Alaska actually looks like, I know nothing about Alaskan crab (Bristol Palin’s favorite friends), Alaskan meth, Alaskan palm trees, or Alaskan anything. We never heard about Alaska.
Then all of a sudden, St. Sarah comes along with her moose slippers and f-me glasses, and suddenly – that’s all we hear about. Is how awesome Alaska is.
I’m not buying it, but I’m looking forward to watching her dance around on TLC.
Comments
E.F. Taylor
October 16th, 2010 - 6:49:47 AM
Sarah Palin is the fresh breath of air I have been waiting for. She is so real, so down to earth. FINALLY someone who shares everyday American values with the rest of us. RUN, SARAH, RUN! And the show looks fantastic, BTW. Can't WAIT.
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sue woodward from winona mn
October 29th, 2010 - 11:02:32 PM
EF time to quit drinking the koolaid. Sarah is an idiot!
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Cambaird
November 4th, 2010 - 7:02:23 AM
Great comment Sue. Sue is on of those old hippies with a worn out shriveled up vagina that spends her days down at the abortion clinic reliving her glory days when she would stop in to drop off one of those pesky embryo's after a hard weekend of "free love. The idea that American women might go back to having real morals just scares the hell out of Sue. What a great thought. A world where pigs like Sue crawl back into the closet.
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