Get Yourself A Personalized Fixie Bike, Chile

By Mark Lorenz on October 15th, 2010

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Are bike thieves making your way of life excruciatingly difficult? Have you had more than seven or eight bikes stolen from you in the last year alone?

It’s time to make their thefts entirely ironic. By ordering yourself a custom, personalized bike. This isn’t just a bike with your name tagged on the handlebars – this is a bike that has your name on the frame. A name-frame bike. Just for you – because you’re worth it. You’re worth a ridiculous, customizable bike – and shirts with your face emblazoned on them. That’s something you deserve, and don’t let anybody tell you otherwise. Just imagine the fun you’d have with a bike, with your name carved onto the frame, welcoming you like so many barrels of beer at a beer garden. Except with wheels. And your name.

You can also get a two-person bike, so you can ride with someone else and you both can display your names like the weirdos that you are. I’d enjoy watching that – think of a world where everyone’s bikes has a label for their name.

Everyone would know each other’s names. There’d be no more war. There’d be no more poverty. We could all eat our bicycles.

Or not, because it’s just a designer’s concept. But I will use my mind powers to make it real.