She wishes, right? That’d be the best action she’d gotten in a while.
Last night’s South Park addressed a very important issue – why is New Jersey becoming fashionable? Are we that desperate for entertainment that we need to start idolizing people who will always be trashy? Yes. We have. Between Jersey Couture, The Real Housewives Of New Jersey, Jersey Shore, The Jerseys of New Jersey – about a jersey store in New Jersey – and Cake Boss. I don’t even know if Cake Boss is set in New Jersey, but the people who run the cake shop sure seem like they are.
Anyway, last night South Park decimated them, by portraying and engaging in every nasty Jersey stereotype, calling upon Al Qaeda to kill all of them, and reserving their harshest portrayal for Snooki, of Jersey Shore. Who was transformed into a cellulite-ridden gremlin, humping whatever moved in front of her. So basically, she could’ve gone on the show and portrayed herself, cause SERIOUSLY. Other than getting punched in the face, I really don’t understand what the continued fascination is with these people.
In fact, the episode pretty much featured every prominent person from Jersey getting the crack kicked out of them – which was cathartic for everyone. Seriously. I don’t even need to hit a punching bag, that was so enjoyable.
You can watch the episode over at South Park Studios.
Comments
John Wayne
October 14th, 2010 - 7:59:37 PM
Watchin it now.......fin priceless
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Jess
October 14th, 2010 - 8:02:27 PM
Hahahaha definitly the funniest thing. I hate jersey shore and refuse to watch it. Leave it to south park to tear them apart the way I knew they would. One of the best south park episodes ever. Snooki portrayel was dead on
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