Kanye West is mounting a comeback. Everything’s looking his way – the people booing at him at the VMA’s were edited out, his ripoff of ‘Clubbed To Death’ is tearing up the rap charts, there’s nothing that can stop him.
Unless somebody else has a way of making Kanye look even dumber. Which apparently, they do. Kanye West is apparently fond of models, strippers, and actresses – but what he really loves doing is sending them pictures of his penis. Dear lord, that’s a visual you or I never wanted brought up in the back of our heads. Kanye West likes sending out pictures of his penis. Probably en masse, knowing the way he finesses things, and some girls have decided that they’d like a decent paycheck expose Kanye West’s penis to the world. Ugh. Money can’t buy you class, can it? Not only is Brett Favre’s penis supposedly floating around the internet, soon Kanye West’s will be. Together some cleat-chaser or gold-digger will get ahold of both of them, light candles and sing Christmas Carols. Probably.
Just, gross. Kanye West seems like exactly the type of person to send out pictures of his penis, thinking that’s what would win someone over.
Expect the scandal to break soon.
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