Have you ever wanted to get married in a McDonald’s? Of course you have. Because you’re legally insane, and in no way want your wife’s opinion to factor into your decisions.
And that’s what every blushing bride wants – to have her beloved put a ring on their finger, lean over gingerly, and whisper in her ear “IMMA TAKE YOU TO MCDONALD’S. YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE.” Her mind, heart, and loins will be aquiver. Her legs will go akimbo, and she will be yours forever. Because McDonald’s is now hosting weddings. That’s right, your favorite artery-clogging bearer of burgers will now host the union that ties you to another person forever. Forever and ever. Specifically the McDonald’s in Hong Kong. What’s included in a McDonald’s wedding ceremony?
You get to have an entire wedding cake made out of McDonald’s apple pies. And you get to participate in a ceremony where you try to eat french fries out of your beloved’s mouth. Also, you get the added benefit of your friends and loved ones wondering what is wrong with you. Just sitting there in the aisle, wondering what the hell they did to raise their child in such a way that they thought it’d be a good idea to get married in a McDonald’s.
But if that’s your thing, live your life.
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